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The Wicker Man  (2006)

Directed by Neil LaBute

 

DVD Review: The Wicker Man (2006) Director's Cut

I am generally not a fan of remakes. There are exceptions, but this film isn't one of them I'm afraid, and to be honest I found it pretty bland and boring.

Nicolas Cage plays a motorcycle cop named Edward Malus. After an incident involving an exploding car, Malus takes some time off work to pull himself together. While he is convalescing at home, in front of his TV, he receives a letter from his former fiancee,
Willow. Willow ran off and left him some years ago and he now discovers that she has returned to the small island community where she was born. Apparently the wayward Willow has a daughter now, but the little girl, Rowan, has been missing for two weeks. Can he come and help? Wow, the nerve of the woman, but Edward is obviously still carrying a little bit of a torch for the lady, plus he isn't at work at the moment, and so away he goes to the remote, but very beautiful island of Summersisle.

Summersisle is a privately owned island and the islanders value their privacy, which makes it a little difficult for the cop to get there. He takes a boat part of the way and then has to resort to a little bribery in order to coerce the pilot of a small private plane, into adding him to the island's regular delivery, which he is just about to fly over to them.

Once on the island Malus finds that the entire local community deny any knowledge of the missing Rowan. They do, however admit to having a Sister Willow living on the island and they point him in the right direction to find her.

The inhabitants of Summersisle live a very different life than that to which Malus is used to. The population is almost entirely female, with any males that are present on the island being totally subservient to the women, and everyone on the island being accountable to Sister Summersisle.

Summersisle has neither gas nor electricity and the islanders live off the land. Honey is the main produce and so there are a lot of hives on the island. Strangely enough, Malus just happens to be allergic to bee stings, but fortunately, he has a kit with him, to help counteract the effect should he get stung.

The island setting of this film is truly beautiful and the house where Sister Summersisle lives is extremely picturesque. If the islanders ever needed to send a post card that would be the picture to put on it. The setting is one of the few redeeming features of the film, but it is hard for me to put my finger on exactly what it is that doesn't work about the film. One thing though, is Cage's portrayal of the Cop Malus. He comes across as being much too aggressive. Malus has every reason to get angry at the behaviour exhibited by the islanders, but the way he rants and raves at the ladies and tells them to "Stay out of the fucking way!" (and in front of the children too) is a little over the top. The aggression is overacted and just doesn't ring true. Especially not from a cop, who is also supposed to be a nice guy.

I have seen the original Wicker Man several times and it is one of my all time favourite films. Both films are based on the same book Ritual by David Pinner and there are a lot of very good actors in this the remake. For whatever reason though, this one doesn't work. Not for me anyway. Creepiest thing in the film? The two old, blind ladies who are twins and are seem to talk in stereo. If you do watch this film, watch out for them.

 

CAST

 Nicolas Cage ...  Edward Malus
 Ellen Burstyn ...  Sister Summersisle
 Kate Beahan ...  Sister Willow
 Frances Conroy ...  Dr. Moss
 Molly Parker ...  Sister Rose / Sister Thorn
 Leelee Sobieski ...  Sister Honey

 Diane Delano ...  Sister Beech
 Michael Wiseman ...  Pete
 Erika-Shaye Gair ...  Rowan
 Christa Campbell ...  Truck Stop Waitress
 Emily Holmes ...  Station Wagon Mom
 Zemphira Gosling ...  Station Wagon Girl
 
 Matthew Walker ...  Sea Plane Pilot
 Mary Black ...  Sister Oak
 Christine Willes ...  Sister Violet
 Sophie Hough ...  Daisy
 David Purvis ...  Ivy
 Xantha Radley ...  Village Sister #1

 Tania Saulnier ...  Attendant #1
 Anna Van Hooft ...  Attendant #2
 Moraea Bieber ...  School Girl #1
 Jayda Bieber ...  School Girl #2
 Talia Ranger ...  School Girl #3
 Kendall Cross ...  Female Cop

 Simon Longmore ...  Village Male #1
 Andre Danyliu ...  Village Male #2
 Jacqueline Robbins ...  Blind Twin #1
 Joyce Robbins ...  Blind Twin #2
 Aaron Eckhart ...  Truck Stop Patron

 James Franco ...  Bar Guy #1
 Jason Ritter ...  Bar Guy #2 


 

DVD Information:

Audio

Dolby Digital 5.1

Aspect Ratio

16:9 Widescreen/Colour

Run Time

97 Minutes (approx)

Language

English

Hearing Impaired

English

Subtitles

English


 

Special Features:

Audio Commentary by director Neil LaBute, Producer Norm Golightly and Editor Joel Plotch.

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